CALGARY SINGING TELEGRAMS
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"The Purple Fairy"
This purple fairy comes from a faraway land called Purpletown. Granting wishes and singing are her specialties. Book her today and she will fly to your event no matter how far.

  "The Love Bug"
Get bitten by the Love Bug...well, not literally. Sending your sweetheart or secret crush this telegram is sure to spice up their day.

Great for Valentine's Day!
 
  "Lady Luck"
Bring a little luck to those who are retiring, moving away, graduating, getting married, etc. 
Roll the dice. You're sure to win with this singing telegram.
 
 

"The Disco Diva"
This Disco Diva is super groovy. Sporting funky clothes and a HUGE afro, she will groove to any tune that you choose.
GET DOWN!

 
"Lady In The Cake"
This sweet surprise takes the cake when it comes to celebrating birthdays, anniversaries, bachelorette parties, and special events. Hire her today and you're in for a real treat!  You can also mix and match costumes...
   "The Foxy Firefighter"
Where there's smoke there's fire and where there's fire there's really hot firefighters. Well, sometimes.
Armed with a giant water gun, this firefighter will rush to the scene of any party.
  

"Bananagram"
  
This bananagram is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor. 
Show your sweetheart that you are bananas over them.

It's peanut butter jelly time!

  "The 80's Diva"
This totally awesome 80's diva will bring a blast from the past to any occasion. 
Great for a comical Cyndi Lauper impersonation.
 
     
   "Santa's Little Helper"
Want to spread some Christmas
cheer? Santa's little helper is here!
Order a customized Christmas Carol to roast your unsuspecting boss or loved one. Of course, this little green elf is available for singing telegrams year-round.
"Fire Goddess"
This Fire Goddess is sure to heat things up. Being mischievous and hot-headed is all part of her devilish charm.
 TinyWitch.jpg picture by shadeshade   "Tiny Winy Witch" 
This Tiny Winy Witch will turn heads at a gathering. Many years ago she lost all of her powers and since then has had to take on a job doing singing telegrams. She often complains about that. 

"Miss Pumpkin"
Miss pumpkin is weird, wacky and wonderful. Her appearance at your party is sure to create a buzz.  In October, she is also available for your Halloween functions, to help both kids and adults celebrate.
 

      

"Rawk Star"
This Rawk Star is all about good times. She leads a very flamboyant lifestyle and loves to crash parties.
I WANNA RAWK!

 RedMask.jpg picture by shadeshade 

"Masked Bandit"
This Masked Bandit's beauty will rob your senses. An opportunistic woman, she looks for a party and then steals the show.

   "The Singing Nun"
No matter what she's doing, this singing nun will drop everything like a bad habit if you invite her to sing at your event. Her voice is heavenly, though she can really belt out some good old rock n' roll tunes if requested to do so. Perfect for any occasion and great for a laugh.
 
 

"The Disco Diva Nurse"
 Time to groove and move with the smooth Disco Diva Nurse.
 Great for birthdays and hospital visits, this funky lady will give the recipient a funky physical and then sing a song to celebrate his/her clean bill of health.
 

 

  "Wonder Woman"
WOW! Talk about a wonder-full woman!
This Amazon beauty has been given her extraordinary powers and vocal abilities by the Greek gods and goddesses. Book this singing superhero today!
    
 

"The French Maid"
Ooo La La!
She has a  perky and pristine uniform that's sure to get their attention.
 With great housekeeping skills and musical abilities combined, this customized telegram is designed to clean up your act.
Oui Oui!

 

"Naughty Nurse"
The Naughty Nurse is great for any event. She will do things like make sure that you are "fit enough to have a birthday", "healthy enough to get married", "old enough to retire", etc.

 
    "The Singing Leprechaun" 

Order this telegram and you'll
find your lucky charms at the end of the rainbow.
 
LoveChild.jpg picture by shadeshade "Love Child" 
This Love Child offers good vibes where ever she goes. Boasting a big smile, this hippie girl will sing songs of peace and love to uplift your group.

We can do Janis Joplin impersonations too!
   
"Crazy Cowgirl" 
This Crazy Cowgirl will add a little Country & Western flare to your party. Giddy up and go crazy to the toe tapping' tunes that she brings.
YEE HAW!

 

            

 

     Calgary Singing Telegrams Inc
403-454-SING
   403-454-7464 
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